Author Topic: Strange inventions  (Read 9999 times)

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Strange inventions
« on: September 08, 2013, 04:07:38 pm »
The internet is a wonderful thing. You can find just about anything!

I looked up strange inventions, and here's some of what I found. Enjoy!





...because we all know carrying a paper tissue in your pocket is such a schlepp....   ::) ::)

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 04:08:23 pm »
Just imagine how much easier Ennis' life would have been if Alma Junior had had one of those!   8)

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 04:08:53 pm »

For long rides. So useful!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 04:09:36 pm »


Gives a whole new perspective to "parking problems".

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 04:10:09 pm »


So you don't have to change cutlery between the soup and the main course.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 04:10:48 pm »

For all those who constantly burn their mouth on too hot pasta.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2013, 04:11:24 pm »

So you can shower with pride!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2013, 04:11:57 pm »

Cute!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 04:12:30 pm »

We all know what a hassle it is to peel an apple!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 04:13:03 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2013, 04:13:40 pm »


I don't know what this if for, but it looks very....uhm....useful....

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2013, 04:14:23 pm »


 ;D ;D

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2013, 04:15:09 pm »


Now THIS looks like a great invention!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2013, 04:15:45 pm »


 ;D ;D ;D

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2013, 04:16:19 pm »


Are your shoes fragile to rain?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2013, 04:16:57 pm »


 ::) ::) ::)

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2013, 04:17:25 pm »


Love this!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2013, 04:17:54 pm »

Last one. So useful for cowboys!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2013, 04:19:03 pm »
Feel free to add more strange invention, if you are so inclined.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Front-Ranger

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 24,705
  • I'm marching for her!
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2013, 08:53:42 pm »
I've never seen any of these things...how imaginative!
May 2019 be better for us all.

Offline Penthesilea

  • Town Administration
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,433
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2013, 01:01:54 am »
LOL :laugh:




I don't know what this if for, but it looks very....uhm....useful....


It's a hunting wheelchair. All-terrain and with mount for rifle.




Now THIS looks like a great invention!

Yes, I'm with you!




 ;D ;D ;D


Redneck BBQ ;D


Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2013, 08:33:11 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Jeff Wrangler

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 26,576
  • "He somebody you cowboy'd with?"
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2013, 09:30:51 am »
I'll take him, minus the baby.

My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:

(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2013, 09:59:16 am »
My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:

(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )


I don't know.  I guess we'll have to find out.  ROAD TRIP!  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Jeff Wrangler

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 26,576
  • "He somebody you cowboy'd with?"
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2013, 11:24:40 am »
I don't know.  I guess we'll have to find out.  ROAD TRIP!  :laugh:

(Pulls out credit card) CHARGE!  :laugh:
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2013, 03:27:23 pm »
It's a hunting wheelchair. All-terrain and with mount for rifle.


 :o

Good thing Jack got out of rodeoing while he could still walk.

Shooting an elk in November wouldn't have been quite the same with this one...

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2013, 03:34:57 pm »
I'll take him, minus the baby.

My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:


Sorry guys. This model comes only with attached baby.

For cowboys without baby, you'll have to look elsewhere. (I'm quite sure you know a couple of places!) 

 ;D



(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )

Nope. He comes in one piece, baby 'n all.

IKEA only sells stuff for assembling.   8)

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2018, 01:03:40 pm »
Hmmmm.....how can people with long hair keep it out of their food?








Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2018, 01:05:45 pm »
How can I hold food in place while I cut it, and not cut my fingers?






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2018, 01:07:50 pm »
I like to save my coins, but my piggy bank just isn't sufficiently creepy enough.


How can this be fixed?
























Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2018, 01:11:25 pm »
I need to be able to kill bugs with my slippers, but I don't want to get too close to the bug.


What do I do?













Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2018, 05:32:55 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::)

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2018, 06:41:06 pm »
Ya gotta have something close at hand to kill those bugs!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,993
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2018, 06:24:25 pm »
Ya gotta have something close at hand to kill those bugs!


Shouldn't that be close at feet?    :laugh:

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 32,575
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2018, 10:08:31 am »
I guess in that case, yes!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!