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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2013, 01:01:54 am »
LOL :laugh:




I don't know what this if for, but it looks very....uhm....useful....


It's a hunting wheelchair. All-terrain and with mount for rifle.




Now THIS looks like a great invention!

Yes, I'm with you!




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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2013, 08:33:11 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2013, 09:30:51 am »
I'll take him, minus the baby.

My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:

(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )
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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2013, 09:59:16 am »
My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:

(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )


I don't know.  I guess we'll have to find out.  ROAD TRIP!  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2013, 11:24:40 am »
I don't know.  I guess we'll have to find out.  ROAD TRIP!  :laugh:

(Pulls out credit card) CHARGE!  :laugh:
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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2013, 03:27:23 pm »
It's a hunting wheelchair. All-terrain and with mount for rifle.


 :o

Good thing Jack got out of rodeoing while he could still walk.

Shooting an elk in November wouldn't have been quite the same with this one...

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2013, 03:34:57 pm »
I'll take him, minus the baby.

My thoughts, exactly!  :laugh:


Sorry guys. This model comes only with attached baby.

For cowboys without baby, you'll have to look elsewhere. (I'm quite sure you know a couple of places!) 

 ;D



(Do they have him at Ikea?  ;D )

Nope. He comes in one piece, baby 'n all.

IKEA only sells stuff for assembling.   8)

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2018, 01:03:40 pm »
Hmmmm.....how can people with long hair keep it out of their food?








Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2018, 01:05:45 pm »
How can I hold food in place while I cut it, and not cut my fingers?






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Strange inventions
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2018, 01:07:50 pm »
I like to save my coins, but my piggy bank just isn't sufficiently creepy enough.


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!