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Happy Chanukah
« on: November 28, 2013, 11:58:30 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 12:00:19 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 07:54:34 pm »
Thanks Chuckie!

And Happy Chanukkah, everyone!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 07:56:02 pm »
I saw a very funny post somewhere.

Someone said that she had started to celebrate Xmas instead, and will continue to do so until the Jewish people has agreed on how to spell Chanukkah!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2013, 10:14:13 pm »
Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3knz287ZU[/youtube]

The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 02:45:58 am »


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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 02:49:17 am »
I saw a very funny post somewhere.

Someone said that she had started to celebrate Xmas instead, and will continue to do so until the Jewish people has agreed on how to spell Chanukkah!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2013, 02:52:15 am »
Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3knz287ZU[/youtube]

The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.


I watched the whole 24 minutes of it! She's good. :)

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2013, 04:31:53 pm »
Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3knz287ZU[/youtube]

The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.

LOL! Thanks for posting this, Chuck!!

She's hilarious!  :laugh:  :laugh:  Never heard of her before.

I love how she delivers all those jokes with this "dumb blonde little voice" attitude!   :laugh:

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2013, 04:37:11 pm »

Thanks Chrissi! I really like that card.

Gonna celebrate on Sunday with my parents, my son and gf, and some other relatives.

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