Author Topic: Happy Chanukah  (Read 7332 times)

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2013, 09:24:12 pm »
I watched the whole 24 minutes of it! She's good. :)

estimate! :laugh:

"you don't take the wrong turn in Europe - if you take the wrong turn in Europe, you'll be in another country!" :laugh: :laugh:

LOL! Thanks for posting this, Chuck!!

She's hilarious!  :laugh:  :laugh:  Never heard of her before.

I love how she delivers all those jokes with this "dumb blonde little voice" attitude!   :laugh:


I'm glad you both liked her.  I'll explain something that was said at the end of the show, and why it got a big laugh.  Whoever posted this to youtube did it in two parts, this was part two.  At the end she's talking about her child asking her questions, and one of them was "why is my name Nefertiti?" and she says "Son, I once met a painter named Jethro".

in Part one, she makes a joke about waiting too long to have kids, and now every name that she or her husband picks reminds them of someone that they hate, so they can't give the child that name, and they were left with either Jethro or Nefertiti.  Then she tells the joke about the painter who won't fill in the holes, so she bring him in as "the painter named Jethro".


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2013, 08:39:44 am »
*goes straight to Youtube to find part one*

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2013, 09:08:22 am »
Here it is!


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPss7wS4yUI[/youtube]


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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 02:50:18 pm »
This was from the 2011 banner:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjNXTQfsL9Y[/youtube]
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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 02:54:23 pm »
Just for fun:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnvJE15ArI[/youtube]
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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2014, 05:16:50 pm »
That was very fun!
May 2019 be better for us all.

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2014, 05:34:08 pm »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtrfnaT_las[/youtube]

:)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2014, 08:10:07 am »


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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2014, 08:14:10 am »
I first saw the pic as a thumbnail, so it took me a second. :laugh:





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Re: Happy Chanukah
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2014, 04:44:42 pm »
I guess they were trying to be ecumenical in my public grade school. Fifty years later I still have the Hanukkah song we used to sing stuck in my head!

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Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, come light the menorah!
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, let's all dance the hora!
Judah Maccabee fought to set his people free;
He was fearless, courageous and bold;
He was fearless, courageous and bold!
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.