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What do you call that white condiment?
« on: April 13, 2014, 10:44:46 am »
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 08:43:10 am »
3rd option - MAN-naise


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 10:50:11 am »
Thanks, Chuck! I used to call it MAN-aise myself but people made fun of me for it.  :-\
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 03:46:19 pm »
None of the above.

Like Webster shows: may-uh-naze.

(Webster actually uses that funny little upside-down "e" that phonetically inclined people use, but I don't know how to get that character to include in a post, or the "a" with a bar over it to show that the vowel is long; both the "a"'s are long. And the accent is on the first syllable.)
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 07:57:41 pm »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 08:31:51 am »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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So now's a bad time to admit that thought had crossed my mind?  :laugh:


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 10:40:35 am »
So now's a bad time to admit that thought had crossed my mind?  :laugh:

That's up to you, Sweetie-pie!  :laugh:
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 11:21:52 am »
;)  >:D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 08:13:42 pm »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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MAY-uh-naze  (Canada)  We would never call it "cum."  I mean the taste is completely different--so they tell me, of course.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2014, 04:42:25 pm »
Not only taste, but texture, translucency, everything...or so they tell me!

Segueing on to something else as fast as I can, then how do you pronounce Cinco de Mayo???  :P
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