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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Life Advice in Three Words
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:45:00 pm »
Yesterday while I was waiting my turn at the barber shop, I came across a magazine article that immediately reminded me of "Say It All In Six Words," except it was "Life Advice in Three Words." That seemed to me like a fun idea for a thread. I didn't tear the article out of the magazine--though I would have liked to  ::) --but I'll start with a couple of examples:

Say thank you.

Wash your hands.

Tip your server.

Call your mother.

Anyone else want to come up with some more?
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2014, 10:58:25 pm »
Great thread idea! 

OK, here goes.

Brush your teeth.

Remember to floss.

Forgive and forget.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2014, 11:28:07 pm »
Excellent advice, I don't know how I could improve on it!
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2014, 10:48:41 am »
Brush your teeth.

Remember to floss.

Forgive and forget.

Good 'uns, Paul!

How about:

Eat your veggies.

Take your vitamins.

Get more exercise.

Wear clean underwear.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 01:07:32 pm »
Respect your elders.

Follow your bliss!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2014, 03:32:19 pm »
Be less douche

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2014, 12:42:34 am »
Be less douche

That covers everything!  But here are more anyway:

Save your money

Eat more bran

Seize the day
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2014, 03:05:37 am »
That covers everything!  But here are more anyway:

Save your money

Eat more bran

Seize the day

And in case you´re a zoombie:

Eat more brain

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2014, 05:31:30 am »
And in case you´re a zoombie:

Eat more brain


Yes, that was my thought, too. ;D

Good idea, Jeff! 8)

Another one:
Call your friends

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2014, 11:08:57 am »
wear a condom


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!