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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1000 on: December 24, 2016, 07:34:43 pm »
Merry Christmas Elves  :-*

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1001 on: December 27, 2016, 11:24:36 am »
New Year coming!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1002 on: December 27, 2016, 05:32:12 pm »
kittens! kittens! kittens!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1003 on: December 29, 2016, 11:15:19 am »
get enough sleep


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1004 on: December 29, 2016, 05:40:07 pm »
pet your kittens

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1005 on: January 09, 2017, 02:49:40 pm »
dcf is up!!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1006 on: January 23, 2017, 05:03:12 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1007 on: January 27, 2017, 04:06:06 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1008 on: January 28, 2017, 09:00:00 pm »
Oh, someone's naughty!

Yup,  Donald Trump!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1009 on: February 01, 2017, 05:30:49 pm »
Yup,  Donald Trump!

Not naughty - ASSHOLE!!

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