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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1030 on: February 27, 2017, 11:42:53 am »
go clean it.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1031 on: March 02, 2017, 06:25:31 pm »
play with kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1032 on: March 03, 2017, 01:20:41 pm »
clean your cube


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1033 on: March 03, 2017, 05:39:47 pm »
fold your laundry

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1034 on: March 04, 2017, 03:42:12 pm »
take a nap


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1035 on: March 04, 2017, 06:53:10 pm »
wash your hair

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1036 on: March 06, 2017, 07:07:54 pm »
brush your teeth


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1037 on: March 09, 2017, 05:37:50 pm »
brush your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1038 on: March 11, 2017, 03:43:52 pm »
that sounds  perverted


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1039 on: March 11, 2017, 05:14:05 pm »
only to you

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