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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1080 on: April 25, 2017, 01:24:36 pm »
sort out clothes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1081 on: April 25, 2017, 06:59:42 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1082 on: April 26, 2017, 04:45:41 pm »
have cuppa tea

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1083 on: April 26, 2017, 08:17:45 pm »
brush  your teeth


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1084 on: April 28, 2017, 02:27:51 pm »
clean kitchen drain

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1085 on: April 28, 2017, 09:48:22 pm »
Clean the fridge


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1086 on: May 05, 2017, 12:28:10 pm »
visit a brokie

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1087 on: May 05, 2017, 07:06:16 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1088 on: May 06, 2017, 05:16:27 pm »
clip little claws

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1089 on: May 06, 2017, 09:13:21 pm »
try to meditate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!