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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1270 on: December 16, 2017, 02:55:25 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1271 on: December 16, 2017, 05:42:23 pm »
attend holiday parties


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1272 on: December 20, 2017, 03:08:58 pm »
go buy prezzies

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1273 on: December 20, 2017, 03:19:55 pm »
Sing Christmas songs

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1274 on: December 20, 2017, 07:42:31 pm »
take deep breaths.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1275 on: December 21, 2017, 03:57:38 pm »
get a massage

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1276 on: December 21, 2017, 04:02:59 pm »
Gifts for colleagues

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1277 on: December 25, 2017, 03:59:41 pm »
one more holyday

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1278 on: December 25, 2017, 05:35:24 pm »
Celebrate with friends

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1279 on: December 26, 2017, 09:37:28 am »
hmm.....get dressed?

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