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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1290 on: January 04, 2018, 06:48:39 pm »
shovel the snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1291 on: January 05, 2018, 04:33:08 pm »
clip little claws

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1292 on: January 05, 2018, 05:03:16 pm »
re-watch Breaking Bad

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1293 on: January 05, 2018, 09:54:15 pm »
relax your mind


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1294 on: January 07, 2018, 02:55:29 pm »
catch your breath

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1295 on: January 08, 2018, 07:37:00 pm »
stretch your muscles.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1296 on: January 09, 2018, 01:41:18 pm »
make some tea

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1297 on: January 09, 2018, 06:46:36 pm »
meet with friends.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1298 on: January 10, 2018, 06:26:20 pm »
wash your dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1299 on: January 10, 2018, 08:28:07 pm »
drink hot chocolate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!