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Offline Sason

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #130 on: March 23, 2015, 07:02:16 pm »
eat more veggies

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #132 on: March 24, 2015, 03:28:39 am »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #133 on: March 24, 2015, 08:28:03 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #134 on: March 24, 2015, 06:11:38 pm »
Three word's smut!  :o ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #135 on: March 26, 2015, 01:12:21 pm »
Stay away conjunctivitis

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #136 on: March 26, 2015, 07:37:13 pm »
count to 10!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #137 on: March 27, 2015, 02:44:02 am »
Don't walk away.

and

Never say "never".
Dawn is coming,
Open your eyes...

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #139 on: March 27, 2015, 09:05:01 am »
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!