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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1350 on: March 11, 2018, 11:59:17 am »
do your laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1351 on: March 12, 2018, 04:26:37 pm »
prepare for snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1352 on: March 12, 2018, 04:53:32 pm »
Plant some flowers

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1353 on: March 12, 2018, 07:15:42 pm »
free your mind


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1354 on: March 13, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »
decorate for holidays


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1355 on: March 19, 2018, 07:35:28 pm »
prepare for snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1356 on: March 21, 2018, 05:40:57 pm »
where is spring?? ?? ?? ??

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1357 on: March 22, 2018, 05:29:05 pm »
enjoy the weekend


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1358 on: March 22, 2018, 07:12:47 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1359 on: March 23, 2018, 06:39:13 pm »
it was advice


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!