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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1360 on: March 23, 2018, 06:39:26 pm »
not a greeting


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1361 on: March 24, 2018, 04:01:26 pm »
Party with friends

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1362 on: March 24, 2018, 04:03:04 pm »
sleep in late


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1363 on: March 25, 2018, 04:50:18 am »
brew strong coffee

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1364 on: March 25, 2018, 10:31:04 am »
eat your breakfast


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1365 on: March 25, 2018, 06:08:16 pm »
invite a friend

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1366 on: March 26, 2018, 10:24:12 am »
Cook something tasty   

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1367 on: March 26, 2018, 05:08:46 pm »
give flowers water

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1368 on: March 27, 2018, 06:25:17 pm »
go out bowling


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1369 on: March 27, 2018, 06:44:42 pm »
it's fucking snowing!!!!!   :o :o :o :o >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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