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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1450 on: February 11, 2019, 07:45:31 pm »
prepare for snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1451 on: February 12, 2019, 04:02:10 pm »
get hair cut

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1452 on: February 12, 2019, 05:06:58 pm »
work from home


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1453 on: February 13, 2019, 03:51:29 pm »
wash your hair

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1454 on: February 13, 2019, 07:47:56 pm »
make yourself dinner


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1455 on: February 17, 2019, 03:21:15 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1456 on: February 18, 2019, 01:58:04 pm »
get fresh air


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1457 on: February 18, 2019, 04:37:53 pm »
sort out stuff

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1458 on: February 19, 2019, 06:58:44 am »
eat your breakfast


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1459 on: February 19, 2019, 04:47:30 pm »
celebrate a wedding

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