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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1510 on: July 22, 2019, 07:39:06 pm »
listen to thunder


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1511 on: July 25, 2019, 07:02:51 pm »
cool off everybody

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1512 on: July 26, 2019, 07:16:40 pm »
take cold showers


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1513 on: July 29, 2019, 04:03:06 pm »
kittie shouldn't bite

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1514 on: July 31, 2019, 05:50:42 pm »
prepare for rain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1515 on: August 01, 2019, 04:39:59 pm »
don't stuff yourself   ::)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1516 on: August 03, 2019, 05:28:06 pm »
enjoy time off


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1517 on: August 04, 2019, 02:00:56 pm »
do the dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1518 on: August 05, 2019, 10:40:55 am »
stay in bed


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1519 on: August 05, 2019, 04:56:48 pm »
play with kitties

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