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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1520 on: August 06, 2019, 04:14:16 pm »
clean your apartment


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1521 on: August 06, 2019, 05:34:38 pm »
get a cleaner

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1522 on: August 07, 2019, 11:38:26 am »
do it yourself


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1523 on: August 09, 2019, 04:53:17 pm »
i already did

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1524 on: August 09, 2019, 08:25:33 pm »
Enjoy a vacation


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1525 on: August 10, 2019, 04:12:34 pm »
drink your tea

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1526 on: August 14, 2019, 08:18:55 pm »
weekend getting close


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1527 on: August 15, 2019, 06:54:54 pm »
waiting for grandbaby!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1528 on: August 19, 2019, 07:05:39 pm »
get nursery ready!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1529 on: August 20, 2019, 10:00:46 am »
grandbaby is overdue!

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