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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2015, 03:09:27 pm »
Stay indoors today!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2015, 03:49:59 pm »
revisit old friends!  ;)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #162 on: April 01, 2015, 07:55:19 am »
Leave door open

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #163 on: April 01, 2015, 08:34:33 am »
rely on humor


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #164 on: April 01, 2015, 01:31:53 pm »
Or someone's cooking.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #165 on: April 02, 2015, 08:26:12 am »
get more sleep


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #166 on: April 02, 2015, 08:26:33 am »
see your doctor!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #167 on: April 02, 2015, 01:01:37 pm »
Grab the hand

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #168 on: April 03, 2015, 08:30:47 am »
color easter eggs!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #169 on: April 03, 2015, 10:01:39 am »
Chag Pesach Sameach!

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