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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1610 on: December 28, 2019, 01:33:39 pm »
organize the apartment
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1611 on: December 29, 2019, 02:33:04 pm »
buy festive food
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1612 on: December 29, 2019, 06:44:33 pm »
put away laundry
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1613 on: December 29, 2019, 07:03:13 pm »
do new calender
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1614 on: December 29, 2019, 09:00:21 pm »
Wash your socks.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1615 on: December 30, 2019, 06:31:08 pm »
shower and shave
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1616 on: December 30, 2019, 07:54:53 pm »
wash your hair
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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1617 on: December 30, 2019, 08:52:37 pm »
Trim your nails.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1618 on: December 31, 2019, 05:23:52 pm »
Prep for party
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1619 on: January 01, 2020, 12:59:27 pm »
happy new year!
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