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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1630 on: January 08, 2020, 03:38:21 pm »
Wear clean underwear.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1631 on: January 10, 2020, 10:16:57 pm »
use some cologne
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1632 on: January 11, 2020, 05:02:05 pm »
eat more chocolate
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1633 on: January 11, 2020, 06:19:54 pm »
I just did!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1634 on: January 12, 2020, 01:03:12 pm »
good for you!  ;D
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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1635 on: January 12, 2020, 04:06:43 pm »
Wipe your nose.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1636 on: January 13, 2020, 11:13:22 pm »
start new habits
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1637 on: January 14, 2020, 02:14:02 pm »
feed cooked fish
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1638 on: January 14, 2020, 03:41:03 pm »
Shave your legs.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1639 on: January 14, 2020, 07:42:25 pm »
have some donuts
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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