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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1640 on: January 15, 2020, 05:53:23 pm »
prepare for tomorrow

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1641 on: January 15, 2020, 07:16:09 pm »
have some cake


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1642 on: January 16, 2020, 04:53:10 pm »
do the dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1643 on: January 16, 2020, 07:26:43 pm »
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1644 on: January 16, 2020, 07:27:32 pm »
Iron your shirts.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1645 on: January 16, 2020, 10:19:55 pm »
take out garbage


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1646 on: January 17, 2020, 10:27:13 am »
Empty litter box.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1647 on: January 17, 2020, 04:19:50 pm »
sweep bathroom floor

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1648 on: January 17, 2020, 04:21:45 pm »
Scour the bathtub.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1649 on: January 19, 2020, 11:24:22 am »
watch the snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!