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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1650 on: January 19, 2020, 02:44:45 pm »
eat brussel sprouts
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1651 on: January 20, 2020, 07:23:37 pm »
get hair cut
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1652 on: January 21, 2020, 10:11:48 am »
Buy fresh milk.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1653 on: January 21, 2020, 06:33:52 pm »
get new passport
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1654 on: January 22, 2020, 12:45:04 am »
attend jury duty
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1655 on: January 22, 2020, 09:41:00 am »
Avoid getting picked.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1656 on: January 22, 2020, 03:32:39 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 22, 2020, 09:41:00 am
Avoid getting picked.

That's what happened
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1657 on: January 22, 2020, 03:32:59 pm »
Remembering Heath Ledger
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1658 on: January 22, 2020, 06:10:08 pm »
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1659 on: January 24, 2020, 09:37:01 am »
Wash hands frequently.
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