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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1660 on: January 25, 2020, 12:21:46 am »
do the laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1661 on: January 25, 2020, 05:58:10 pm »
charge your toothbrush

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1662 on: January 25, 2020, 08:53:21 pm »
Count your blessings.  :)
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1663 on: January 29, 2020, 09:41:33 pm »
get enough rest


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1664 on: January 30, 2020, 09:46:52 am »
Cover your mouth.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1665 on: January 30, 2020, 02:37:27 pm »
feed your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1666 on: January 30, 2020, 04:39:26 pm »
Buy new jeans.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1667 on: January 30, 2020, 07:31:10 pm »
do not hoard


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1668 on: January 31, 2020, 06:16:41 pm »
water  your plants

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1669 on: January 31, 2020, 10:09:14 pm »
Trim your beard.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.