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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1670 on: February 01, 2020, 05:31:05 pm »
fold the laundry
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1671 on: February 01, 2020, 05:53:56 pm »
watch a movie
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1672 on: February 02, 2020, 12:39:00 pm »
attend a party
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1673 on: February 02, 2020, 03:55:17 pm »
eat your dinner
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1674 on: February 03, 2020, 07:45:28 am »
wake for work
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1675 on: February 03, 2020, 03:51:19 pm »
go to chiropody
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1676 on: February 06, 2020, 04:18:15 pm »
Remember your umbrella.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1677 on: February 09, 2020, 05:25:52 pm »
gather with friends
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1678 on: February 09, 2020, 06:06:23 pm »
Remember to floss.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1679 on: February 09, 2020, 06:12:32 pm »
gargle with mouthwash
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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