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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1680 on: February 09, 2020, 06:37:44 pm »
see a friend

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1681 on: February 10, 2020, 07:28:43 pm »
get some sleep


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1682 on: February 10, 2020, 08:59:20 pm »
Feed the cat.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1683 on: February 11, 2020, 01:58:54 pm »
play more wordfeud

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1684 on: February 11, 2020, 02:37:37 pm »
Take a hike.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1685 on: February 12, 2020, 07:09:17 pm »
wash your hair

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1686 on: February 12, 2020, 07:22:05 pm »
Wash your socks.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1687 on: February 13, 2020, 04:53:07 pm »
wash everything else  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1688 on: February 13, 2020, 09:30:51 pm »
use fresh towels


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1689 on: February 15, 2020, 04:11:48 pm »
don't overeat chocolate

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