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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1750 on: April 23, 2020, 04:24:13 pm »
sweet mama kitty


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1751 on: April 24, 2020, 06:00:28 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1752 on: April 25, 2020, 05:15:00 pm »
visit your grandchild


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1753 on: April 26, 2020, 03:43:01 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1754 on: April 28, 2020, 01:16:52 pm »
eat healthy lunch


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1755 on: April 28, 2020, 05:20:29 pm »
wash your hair

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1756 on: April 28, 2020, 06:01:31 pm »
Wipe your nose.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1757 on: April 30, 2020, 02:19:31 pm »
cook your dinner


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1758 on: April 30, 2020, 02:45:07 pm »
eat your soup

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1759 on: May 02, 2020, 02:01:46 pm »
clean your flat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!