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Offline Sophia

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #180 on: April 04, 2015, 03:27:19 pm »
Send Easter Cards
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #181 on: April 05, 2015, 12:08:39 pm »
Hard to resist
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #182 on: April 05, 2015, 07:41:28 pm »
Laugh at yourself!  :laugh:
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #183 on: April 06, 2015, 08:11:26 am »
laugh at others.

no, that's mean.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #184 on: April 06, 2015, 09:38:09 am »
Hug a puppy.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #185 on: April 06, 2015, 09:38:41 am »
Find Easter eggs!  :D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #186 on: April 06, 2015, 09:39:12 am »
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #187 on: April 06, 2015, 01:50:46 pm »
Avoid "girl" crowds
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #188 on: April 06, 2015, 01:54:57 pm »
continue bantering viciously
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #189 on: April 06, 2015, 03:04:41 pm »
Two for one:

Lock your car.

Take your keys.
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