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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1800 on: June 12, 2020, 05:02:26 pm »
clean your oven
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1801 on: June 13, 2020, 01:31:08 pm »
eat your supper
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1802 on: June 13, 2020, 03:51:26 pm »
take a shower
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1803 on: June 14, 2020, 05:12:02 pm »
thaw kittie food
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1804 on: June 15, 2020, 05:29:19 pm »
close work computer
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1805 on: June 16, 2020, 03:04:39 pm »
drink your tea
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1806 on: June 18, 2020, 03:54:45 pm »
do your job
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1807 on: June 20, 2020, 04:29:31 pm »
too fucking hot
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1808 on: June 20, 2020, 05:55:06 pm »
use a fan
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1809 on: June 21, 2020, 05:31:22 pm »
brush your kitties
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