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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1830 on: July 07, 2020, 06:29:00 pm »
eat your dinner


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1831 on: July 08, 2020, 03:18:58 pm »
bring your passport

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1832 on: July 09, 2020, 10:06:19 am »
get some exercise


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1833 on: July 09, 2020, 06:58:01 pm »
meet a friend

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1834 on: July 11, 2020, 03:02:33 pm »
watch the storm


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1835 on: July 11, 2020, 06:17:56 pm »
congrat your brother

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1836 on: July 12, 2020, 05:08:23 pm »
clean your kitty


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1837 on: July 12, 2020, 05:59:53 pm »
take out trash

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1838 on: July 14, 2020, 10:37:42 pm »
recycle your plastic


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1839 on: July 15, 2020, 04:05:13 pm »
pet little tummy

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