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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1850 on: July 29, 2020, 05:38:39 pm »
drink your water


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1851 on: July 31, 2020, 03:50:27 pm »
go to spa

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1852 on: August 01, 2020, 11:57:28 am »
do a workout


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1853 on: August 09, 2020, 05:22:23 pm »
pick up kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1854 on: August 10, 2020, 05:07:13 pm »
watch the news


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1855 on: August 10, 2020, 06:10:36 pm »
unexpected guest here

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1856 on: August 13, 2020, 09:13:36 am »
break from work


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1857 on: August 13, 2020, 03:49:37 pm »
make a cuppa

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1858 on: August 13, 2020, 07:08:46 pm »
have some soup


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1859 on: August 14, 2020, 04:13:21 pm »
have a rest

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