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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #190 on: April 07, 2015, 08:46:11 am »
always eat breakfast


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #191 on: April 07, 2015, 08:59:00 am »
always eat breakfast

Preferably at Morandi/NYC

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #192 on: April 08, 2015, 08:52:49 am »
learn to relax


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #193 on: April 08, 2015, 09:42:44 am »
Feed the birds.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #195 on: April 08, 2015, 03:06:32 pm »
I'm not staring!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #196 on: April 08, 2015, 05:30:13 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #197 on: April 09, 2015, 08:21:48 am »
take your vitamins!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #198 on: April 09, 2015, 11:19:48 am »
take your vitamins!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #199 on: April 10, 2015, 12:54:59 pm »
Enjoy your gifts