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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1940 on: December 17, 2020, 11:21:09 pm »
wash the dishes


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1941 on: December 18, 2020, 03:46:45 pm »
drink your tea

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1942 on: December 18, 2020, 10:42:01 pm »
drink enough water


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1943 on: December 19, 2020, 02:36:38 pm »
eat your dinner

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1944 on: December 20, 2020, 12:36:20 pm »
bake more cookies.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1945 on: December 20, 2020, 12:45:10 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre