Author Topic: Life Advice in Three Words  (Read 1463694 times)

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 38,424
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2130 on: December 30, 2021, 08:41:30 pm »
new year approaching


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,250
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2131 on: December 31, 2021, 05:26:09 pm »
happy new year!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 38,424
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2132 on: January 01, 2022, 08:16:35 pm »
celebrate the holiday


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,250
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2133 on: January 02, 2022, 02:37:17 pm »
work again tomorrow  >:(

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 38,424
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2134 on: January 05, 2022, 01:03:26 pm »
wear your mask


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,250
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2135 on: January 07, 2022, 07:14:11 pm »
do your laundry

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 38,424
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2136 on: January 08, 2022, 07:03:03 pm »
keep yourself warm


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,250
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2137 on: January 09, 2022, 03:50:27 pm »
prepare for work

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Online Front-Ranger

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 30,329
  • Brokeback got us good.
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2138 on: January 09, 2022, 04:01:12 pm »
Work on Sundays?
"chewing gum and duct tape"

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,250
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2139 on: January 09, 2022, 05:33:48 pm »
no, on monday

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre