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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2190 on: May 18, 2022, 06:10:25 pm »
have light dinners


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2191 on: May 19, 2022, 03:56:42 pm »
Toothbrush is charged

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2192 on: May 21, 2022, 10:43:29 am »
avoid the heat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2193 on: May 25, 2022, 03:13:12 pm »
day off tomorrow!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2194 on: May 25, 2022, 06:34:03 pm »
Enjoy your time


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2195 on: May 29, 2022, 01:01:17 pm »
water your plants

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2196 on: May 29, 2022, 08:00:14 pm »
bake some cookies


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2197 on: May 30, 2022, 11:04:20 am »
get stilton scoop

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2198 on: May 30, 2022, 02:02:35 pm »
Happy Memorial Day


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2199 on: May 30, 2022, 05:02:28 pm »
isn't that contradictory?

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