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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #220 on: April 15, 2015, 06:43:22 pm »
do the dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #221 on: April 16, 2015, 08:44:24 am »
wear clean underwear


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #222 on: April 16, 2015, 12:00:27 pm »
Jump, scare, survive

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #223 on: April 16, 2015, 12:46:22 pm »
just made sandwiches

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #224 on: April 17, 2015, 12:33:56 pm »
Push. I push.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2015, 02:14:35 pm »
in the bush?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #226 on: April 17, 2015, 03:52:38 pm »
No advice today  8)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #228 on: April 18, 2015, 02:53:46 am »
No advice today  8)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #229 on: April 18, 2015, 09:57:25 am »
Most kind! Thanks!   ;D

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