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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2260 on: September 29, 2022, 04:00:16 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2261 on: September 30, 2022, 08:26:25 am »
cook for guests

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2262 on: September 30, 2022, 10:01:49 am »
fajitas for dinner.
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2263 on: October 02, 2022, 01:55:30 pm »
decorate for Halloween


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2264 on: October 02, 2022, 03:45:45 pm »
meet your brother

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2265 on: October 03, 2022, 06:41:15 pm »
sit in silence


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2266 on: October 04, 2022, 02:34:04 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2267 on: October 06, 2022, 05:52:43 pm »
ignore the silly


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2268 on: October 06, 2022, 06:48:32 pm »
take weeklong vacation

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2269 on: October 08, 2022, 10:46:00 am »
enjoy time off


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!