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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2290 on: October 25, 2022, 10:47:00 pm »
treat yourself kindly


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2291 on: October 26, 2022, 02:49:10 pm »
sell a car

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2292 on: October 30, 2022, 11:12:26 am »
party with friends


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2293 on: October 31, 2022, 04:39:47 pm »
change your tyres

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2294 on: October 31, 2022, 07:26:20 pm »
celebrate Halloween night


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2295 on: November 01, 2022, 04:20:49 pm »
dark wet november..... >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2296 on: November 02, 2022, 04:58:45 pm »
shut the laptop


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2297 on: November 02, 2022, 05:55:25 pm »
make lunch sandwiches

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2298 on: November 04, 2022, 04:23:16 pm »
enjoy the weekend


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2299 on: November 04, 2022, 04:26:47 pm »
get a massage

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