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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2300 on: November 05, 2022, 07:13:27 pm »
clean your home


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2301 on: November 06, 2022, 02:02:48 pm »
make yummi soup

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2302 on: November 07, 2022, 05:39:18 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2303 on: November 08, 2022, 06:05:16 pm »
feed your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2304 on: November 10, 2022, 08:18:17 pm »
wash your hands


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2305 on: November 11, 2022, 05:49:02 pm »
Jona is here!!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2306 on: November 12, 2022, 09:58:51 am »
He's a joy!
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2307 on: November 13, 2022, 04:45:23 pm »
enjoy the weeeknd


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2308 on: November 13, 2022, 05:35:32 pm »
weekend was fun

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2309 on: November 14, 2022, 05:20:24 pm »
get more sleep


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!