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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2330 on: February 02, 2023, 06:14:16 pm »
do the laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2331 on: February 03, 2023, 02:43:01 pm »
there you are!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2332 on: February 04, 2023, 12:59:12 pm »
here I am


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2333 on: February 04, 2023, 03:48:04 pm »
you've been missed

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2334 on: February 04, 2023, 09:40:23 pm »
yes, you have!
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2335 on: February 04, 2023, 10:16:58 pm »
Read a book.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2336 on: February 06, 2023, 02:55:45 pm »
order weekly veggies

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2337 on: February 20, 2023, 11:48:58 am »
cut your hair


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2338 on: February 20, 2023, 01:13:49 pm »
Listen to Neena.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2339 on: February 20, 2023, 02:48:48 pm »
:laugh:

Get shopping done.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!