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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2350 on: March 01, 2023, 04:46:16 pm »
four weeks left!  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2351 on: March 03, 2023, 05:36:19 pm »
Polish your shoes.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2352 on: March 03, 2023, 07:28:55 pm »
go to IKEA

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2353 on: March 05, 2023, 12:59:23 pm »
visit with friends


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2354 on: March 05, 2023, 02:32:31 pm »
take a shower

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2355 on: March 05, 2023, 03:19:34 pm »
Buy fresh milk.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2356 on: March 07, 2023, 07:54:19 am »
spend time relaxing


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2357 on: March 07, 2023, 12:48:33 pm »
Eat chocolate pudding.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2358 on: March 07, 2023, 03:50:23 pm »
clean frying pan

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2359 on: March 07, 2023, 04:24:12 pm »
Open a package


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!