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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2360 on: March 08, 2023, 06:54:28 pm »
listen to lecture

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2361 on: March 09, 2023, 01:58:21 pm »
Change the sheets.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2362 on: March 11, 2023, 01:43:09 pm »
spend time relaxing


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2363 on: March 12, 2023, 12:44:11 pm »
what chuck said!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2364 on: March 12, 2023, 12:53:37 pm »
Bye, bye hour.  :-*
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2365 on: March 14, 2023, 04:05:12 pm »
watch the snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2366 on: March 14, 2023, 06:53:21 pm »
feed your son

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2367 on: March 17, 2023, 06:53:50 am »
do the laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2368 on: March 17, 2023, 11:06:14 am »
Guiness or Jameson's?  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2369 on: March 17, 2023, 04:43:57 pm »
everyone's Irish today


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!