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Offline Sason

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #270 on: May 08, 2015, 03:07:02 pm »
don't shower cast   >:(

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #271 on: May 09, 2015, 07:41:21 am »
rest your leg

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #272 on: May 09, 2015, 11:11:19 am »
Comb your eyebrows.

trim them now!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #273 on: May 09, 2015, 05:07:29 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #274 on: May 10, 2015, 02:53:29 pm »
Throw rubbish out

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2015, 04:20:22 pm »
Prepare for Monday.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #276 on: May 10, 2015, 05:13:48 pm »
Don't be technophobic.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #277 on: May 10, 2015, 05:14:24 pm »
Embrace the future.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #278 on: May 10, 2015, 09:16:28 pm »
laugh every day


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #279 on: May 11, 2015, 08:23:28 am »
be very careful

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