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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #390 on: June 20, 2015, 06:18:54 pm »
Bitch, I'm Madonna


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #391 on: June 20, 2015, 07:04:42 pm »
OMG, that sucks.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #392 on: June 22, 2015, 12:30:23 am »
wear a condom

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #393 on: June 22, 2015, 08:27:11 am »
once again Chuck wins the Internet.

To which I add:

Wins the internet!


Thank you Louise!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #394 on: June 22, 2015, 09:33:47 am »
Elevation and exercises!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #395 on: June 26, 2015, 12:00:32 pm »
Equality wins, finally!!!   ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #396 on: June 27, 2015, 11:15:34 am »
Obamacare was upheld!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #397 on: June 30, 2015, 03:58:00 am »
lovely sunshine today

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #398 on: June 30, 2015, 09:06:50 am »
send us thunder!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #399 on: July 02, 2015, 06:11:50 pm »
Love your voice