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Offline Monika

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #470 on: August 02, 2015, 03:14:47 pm »
Thank you, Sonja!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #471 on: August 02, 2015, 05:29:22 pm »
learn to relax


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #472 on: August 04, 2015, 01:58:02 pm »
fix water tap

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #473 on: August 05, 2015, 09:39:11 am »
take a nap


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #474 on: August 05, 2015, 12:51:57 pm »
i just did  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #475 on: August 05, 2015, 07:49:55 pm »
save your money


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #476 on: August 08, 2015, 08:45:28 am »
take a walk

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #477 on: August 08, 2015, 08:45:41 am »
go to café

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #478 on: August 09, 2015, 07:37:20 am »
lunch with son

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #479 on: August 09, 2015, 08:48:13 pm »
occasionally sleep in.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!