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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #590 on: October 11, 2015, 09:40:45 pm »
very mild fall


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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #591 on: October 11, 2015, 10:12:05 pm »
Yesterday while I was waiting my turn at the barber shop, I came across a magazine article that immediately reminded me of "Say It All In Six Words," except it was "Life Advice in Three Words." That seemed to me like a fun idea for a thread. I didn't tear the article out of the magazine--though I would have liked to  ::) --but I'll start with a couple of examples:

Say thank you.

Wash your hands.

Tip your server.

Call your mother.

Anyone else want to come up with some more?

Bumping because I think this thread has a tendency to go a little off track.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #592 on: October 11, 2015, 10:33:48 pm »
respect your elders

;)


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #593 on: October 12, 2015, 09:39:40 am »
respect your elders

;)

Nurture the young.  ;D  :-*
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #594 on: October 12, 2015, 09:44:02 am »
Wash your face.

Brush your teeth.

Comb your hair.

Make your bed.

Wear clean underwear.  ;D

Make your breakfast.

Pack your lunch.

Feed the cat.

Walk the dog.

Catch the bus.

Don't be late!
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #595 on: October 12, 2015, 12:01:30 pm »
Buy Halloween candy!   :D

(Prefer chocolate treats.  ::) )
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #596 on: October 12, 2015, 01:52:57 pm »
let things happen

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #597 on: October 12, 2015, 01:53:10 pm »
Go to Tucson

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #598 on: October 12, 2015, 06:36:25 pm »
Appreciate fall foliage.  :)
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #599 on: October 12, 2015, 07:54:23 pm »
learn to laugh


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!