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Offline Penthesilea

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2015, 04:28:12 am »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #61 on: February 16, 2015, 11:40:12 am »
don't waste time


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2015, 07:39:46 pm »
wash your dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2015, 11:25:48 pm »
Wipe your feet.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2015, 10:57:16 am »
please say please
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you shoot up."

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2015, 10:57:35 am »
and thank you
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you shoot up."

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2015, 01:17:02 pm »
All Bostonians: Shovel!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2015, 02:26:48 pm »
Sonja:  Bite me!

Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2015, 04:46:16 pm »
Keep it civil.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2015, 01:44:50 pm »
show some kindness.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!