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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #640 on: November 27, 2015, 08:49:15 pm »
give out kisses


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #641 on: November 28, 2015, 06:51:06 pm »
go see Casablanca

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #642 on: November 29, 2015, 07:59:13 pm »
prepare for holidays


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #643 on: December 13, 2015, 08:10:52 pm »
celebrate the holidays


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #644 on: December 18, 2015, 09:27:46 am »
enjoy holiday parties


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #645 on: December 19, 2015, 08:59:29 pm »
Happy Birthday Jake!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #646 on: December 21, 2015, 09:13:18 am »
spread holiday cheer


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #647 on: December 23, 2015, 02:37:51 pm »
don't stuff yourself

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #648 on: December 24, 2015, 09:53:15 am »
celebrate with family


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #649 on: December 25, 2015, 03:21:56 pm »
don't lose fillings

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