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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #670 on: January 09, 2016, 09:24:03 pm »
reduce your stress


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #671 on: January 17, 2016, 02:38:55 pm »
don't stuff yourself

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #672 on: January 18, 2016, 06:54:48 pm »
just stay warm


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #673 on: January 19, 2016, 02:17:24 pm »
no spring yet

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #674 on: January 19, 2016, 03:18:12 pm »
snow is coming!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #675 on: January 19, 2016, 05:03:26 pm »
fuck the snow

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #676 on: January 20, 2016, 10:21:29 am »
shovel is  ready


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #677 on: January 20, 2016, 02:46:46 pm »
water your plants

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #678 on: January 21, 2016, 01:07:32 pm »
eat more greens


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #679 on: January 21, 2016, 05:56:15 pm »
eat less sweets

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