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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #700 on: February 02, 2016, 12:45:14 pm »
eat a croissant

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #701 on: February 02, 2016, 05:29:15 pm »
eat some fruit


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #702 on: February 02, 2016, 05:50:17 pm »
turn computer off

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #703 on: February 03, 2016, 09:12:35 am »
aviod the rain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #704 on: February 11, 2016, 10:27:51 am »
Looks for Sonja


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #705 on: February 19, 2016, 06:09:43 pm »
I'm here, darling!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #706 on: February 19, 2016, 06:10:24 pm »
don't crack teeth

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #707 on: February 20, 2016, 05:16:34 pm »
see a dentist


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #708 on: February 20, 2016, 05:54:08 pm »
I did, yesterday

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #709 on: February 20, 2016, 05:54:23 pm »
do your errands

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