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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #760 on: April 06, 2016, 12:58:54 pm »
and also flush

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #761 on: April 07, 2016, 08:45:59 am »
work your brain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #762 on: April 08, 2016, 09:01:36 am »
send out invitations

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #763 on: April 08, 2016, 09:09:31 am »
get fresh air


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #764 on: April 08, 2016, 01:19:04 pm »
screw is loosening

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #765 on: April 08, 2016, 06:23:24 pm »
screw is loosening

no surprise there.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #766 on: April 09, 2016, 03:46:14 pm »
clutch your pearls!!!   >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #767 on: April 09, 2016, 06:45:30 pm »
go treat yourself

spend 'mad money'!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #768 on: April 10, 2016, 08:29:48 am »
make your bed

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #769 on: April 10, 2016, 07:43:40 pm »
oh, oui madame.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!